Crazy Scarf Guy spotted at The Fremont Summer Solstice Festival in Gasworks Park 658 days ago

I am a member of Ockham’s Razor, a local Irish Folk band, and we played the festival. It was a bright, sunny day, and there were brightly painted naked people. We were enjoying ourselves… until Scary Scarf Guy danced in front of us, his pink shorts pulled to the side so his junk could hang free, and the back of them pulled up into the crack of his ass much like a g-string. His ass has crazy psychic powers of hypnotism. The sun gleamed off his pasty white, mole-y ass. It was over a year ago and I am still scarred.